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The British Tea Time Alarm
Drink your tea on time or face the consequences.
# Scheduling
Featured on : May 19. 2025
Featured on : May 19. 2025
What is The British Tea Time Alarm?
The Tea Time Alarm is a national alert system ensuring British citizens follow the Tea Consumption Act by reminding them to make tea at set times. Ignoring it can lead to a Tea Violation Notice or a summons to the National Tea Tribunal.
Problem
Users must manually remember tea consumption times according to the Tea Consumption Act, risking Tea Violation Notices or summons to the National Tea Tribunal if they forget.
Solution
A national alert system tool that sends automated reminders for tea-making times, ensuring compliance with legal requirements. Core features: legal-compliance integration and consequences for ignoring alerts.
Customers
British citizens required by law to adhere to tea schedules, particularly those prone to forgetting or prioritizing compliance with national regulations.
Unique Features
Legally enforceable alerts with penalties (e.g., Tea Violation Notice) and integration into a national tribunal system for non-compliance.
User Comments
Users appreciate the humor and novelty of the concept; Some view it as a satirical take on bureaucracy; Others find it oddly practical for tea enthusiasts; Concerns about privacy and legal overreach; Questions about enforcement mechanisms.
Traction
Launched on Product Hunt on June 26, 2024, with 42 upvotes as of analysis date. No disclosed revenue or user count; positioned as a niche/comedy product.
Market Size
The UK tea market is valued at £2 billion annually, with 100 million daily tea drinkers, indicating a large addressable audience for compliance tools.