What is Scroll into absurdity?
FUTILE.ch is a uselessly infinite website where you scroll forever, measure your descent in millimeters, and earn completely pointless badges. It’s absurd, hypnotic, and oddly satisfying — a playful commentary on endless scrolling culture.
Problem
Users engage in endless, unproductive scrolling on social media and other platforms without measurable metrics or tangible rewards, leading to wasted time and unacknowledged habits.
Solution
A satirical website tool where users scroll infinitely while tracking distance in millimeters and earning meaningless badges, blending absurdity with gamification to critique endless scrolling culture.
Customers
Social media addicts, digital artists seeking inspiration, and individuals interested in internet culture commentary.
Unique Features
Real-time scroll distance measurement (millimeters), pointless badge rewards, infinite minimalist design, and a deliberate satirical take on modern digital behavior.
User Comments
Hypnotic and oddly satisfying
Clever critique of scrolling addiction
Fun distraction with friends
Pointless yet addictive
Shareable novelty experience
Traction
Newly launched on ProductHunt with limited disclosed metrics; positioned as a conceptual art project rather than a revenue-driven product.
Market Size
The global digital wellness market was valued at $50 billion in 2023, with increasing demand for tools addressing screen-time addiction and digital detox.
