What is blazingly.fast?
Introducing blazingly.fast, the world’s most rigorous self-certification program for open-source performance claims. Submit your repo. Tick “Yes.” Get your Certified Blazingly Fast™ badge. No benchmarks. No gatekeeping. Just badges. Because if you say it’s fast… it probably is.
Problem
Users need to validate open-source project performance through rigorous benchmarking processes and face gatekeeping by certifying authorities.
Solution
A self-certification program enabling users to claim performance badges by submitting their repo and affirming their claim, with automated badge issuance without verification (e.g., "Certified Blazingly Fast™" badge).
Customers
Open-source developers and maintainers seeking to promote project credibility without formal validation hurdles.
Unique Features
Satirical, zero-effort certification process; replaces technical validation with humor-driven trust.
User Comments
Appreciates the humorous approach to certification
Simplifies promoting project performance
Questions badge credibility
Saves time vs. traditional benchmarking
Supports open-source culture
Traction
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Market Size
The global open-source services market was valued at $21.7 billion in 2021 (Statista).
